UP YOURS APPLE!!!

This goes out to apple, and the dickheads that invented the ipod. You guys have great ideas, but practicality waved 'bye-bye' to you long ago. Just let Microsoft do all the work, they've shown that they do it better, faster, and cheaper.

I love my Ipod, there are some fantastic things about it, yet it is continually referenced as "FAGGOT" time and again. Why?

Well for starters, how about taking fucking 15 hours to load music?? How about making doubles and sometimes triples of particular albums, for no apparent reason other than to dick with me and annoy the piss out of me.

If I hadn't gotten this new ipod for free, I would have probably picked up a zune or sansa or whatever non-apple product is available. And it probably would have worked much better.

So I leave you Apple, with a fond FUCK YOU!!!

Monday Right on Buddy!!!

One more time, can I get a RIGHT ON BUDDY!!!

and of course:

Another Right on Buddy!!!

Its been rainy, cold, muggy and overcast outside for pretty much the last week. Its put me in a shitty mood generally, throwing up the most delicious pizza ever created this weekend because I drank too much whiskey wasn't helping either. Anyway, these days, we could all use a bit of a pick me up, and what better way than with girls in the smallest bikinis known to man!!




Take that along with one of these:










and you're left with nothing else to say but RIGHT ON BUDDY!!

I wrote a blog for the first time in 5 weeks

NEW BLOG EVERYONE!

Update: This blog fucking sucks. I really have no point in blogging, its really pretty gay. I just want to post videos of guns and music and boobies. I've come to terms that I'm not a blogger, but I am a guy who wants to look at boobies and shoot guns and listen to music on a daily basis, so its only logical for this blog to represent that very essence of my nature.

So without further ado, I bring you:




And of course:

Preparation

Well I heard Obama's first press conference last night. As all 2 people who actually read this blog know, I'm not a huge fan of Obama, not only because he's black, but also because he's not 100% white. (enter scant amounts of sarcasm here)

This economy seems to be heading down the shitter and I'm sure in about 6 months this is exactly what I'll be doing:

Shoveling Snow

I actually really like shoveling snow. Its one chore I really enjoy doing, probably because we never get enough snow for me to ever get sick of it and dread the sight of a pile of snow keeping me from driving off somewhere.

I woke up this morning to 4" of snow covering my driveway and immediately jumped outside with a shovel to clean my driveway. The air never gets as clean as it is after a fresh snow the night before. I love it.

I love yerba mate. I drink it just about every morning. Not only is it a great hangover cure, but its just down right delicious. And coffee is for faggots and losers. This stuff is also under $3 for a 5 lbs bag of it, which lasts months. Some compare the flavor to grass clippings or yard waste, and honestly, I have to agree with them. But if you eat enough piles of shit, I'm sure you'll get used to the taste of that too.

So this morning, I was reheating it for my second cup (you can reuse the stuff many, many times), and some idiot sales man came in while it was cooling off in the microwave. So I decided to heat it up again, and it fucking exploded on me. FUCK NO BUDDY! Bullshit. So here's a pic of my mess.