Monday, July 13, 2009

First new blog in months!

I'm not a blogger, judging by the sporadic-ness and all-over-the-place-ness of this blog, any of the 2 people that might actually read this can tell, instantly.

However, I came across something that I found quite interesting and felt the need to post about it, below is the link, and included are some of the highlights. Here, Peter Schiff argues against minimum wage standards and makes some interesting points. Enjoy:

Minimum Wage, Maximum Stupidity

by Peter Schiff


"There are numerous other examples of employers substituting capital for labor simply because the minimum wage has made low-skilled workers uncompetitive. For example, handcarts have replaced skycaps at airports. The main reason fast-food restaurants use paper plates and plastic utensils is to avoid having to hire dishwashers. As a result, many low-skilled jobs that used to be the first rung on the employment ladder have been priced out of the market...

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The disappearance of these jobs has broader economic and societal consequences. First jobs are a means to improve skills so that low-skilled workers can offer greater productivity to current or future employers. As their skills grow, so does their ability to earn higher wages. However, remove the bottom rung from the employment ladder and many never have a chance to climb it.

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Supporters of the minimum wage argue that it is impossible to support a family on the minimum wage. While that is true, it is completely irrelevant, as minimum wage jobs are not designed to support families. In fact, many people earning the minimum wage are themselves supported by their parents.

The way it is supposed to work is that people do not choose to start families until they can earn enough to support them. Lower-wage jobs enable workers to eventually acquire the skills necessary to earn wages high enough to support a family. Does anyone really think a kid with a paper route should earn a wage high enough to support a family?"


http://www.lewrockwell.com/schiff/schiff34.1.html

Monday, April 13, 2009

UP YOURS APPLE!!!

This goes out to apple, and the dickheads that invented the ipod. You guys have great ideas, but practicality waved 'bye-bye' to you long ago. Just let Microsoft do all the work, they've shown that they do it better, faster, and cheaper.

I love my Ipod, there are some fantastic things about it, yet it is continually referenced as "FAGGOT" time and again. Why?

Well for starters, how about taking fucking 15 hours to load music?? How about making doubles and sometimes triples of particular albums, for no apparent reason other than to dick with me and annoy the piss out of me.

If I hadn't gotten this new ipod for free, I would have probably picked up a zune or sansa or whatever non-apple product is available. And it probably would have worked much better.

So I leave you Apple, with a fond FUCK YOU!!!

Monday, April 6, 2009

Monday Right on Buddy!!!

One more time, can I get a RIGHT ON BUDDY!!!
















and of course:

Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Another Right on Buddy!!!

Its been rainy, cold, muggy and overcast outside for pretty much the last week. Its put me in a shitty mood generally, throwing up the most delicious pizza ever created this weekend because I drank too much whiskey wasn't helping either. Anyway, these days, we could all use a bit of a pick me up, and what better way than with girls in the smallest bikinis known to man!!




Take that along with one of these:










and you're left with nothing else to say but RIGHT ON BUDDY!!

Monday, March 23, 2009

I wrote a blog for the first time in 5 weeks

NEW BLOG EVERYONE!

Update: This blog fucking sucks. I really have no point in blogging, its really pretty gay. I just want to post videos of guns and music and boobies. I've come to terms that I'm not a blogger, but I am a guy who wants to look at boobies and shoot guns and listen to music on a daily basis, so its only logical for this blog to represent that very essence of my nature.

So without further ado, I bring you:




And of course:

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Preparation

Well I heard Obama's first press conference last night. As all 2 people who actually read this blog know, I'm not a huge fan of Obama, not only because he's black, but also because he's not 100% white. (enter scant amounts of sarcasm here)

This economy seems to be heading down the shitter and I'm sure in about 6 months this is exactly what I'll be doing:

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Shoveling Snow

I actually really like shoveling snow. Its one chore I really enjoy doing, probably because we never get enough snow for me to ever get sick of it and dread the sight of a pile of snow keeping me from driving off somewhere.

I woke up this morning to 4" of snow covering my driveway and immediately jumped outside with a shovel to clean my driveway. The air never gets as clean as it is after a fresh snow the night before. I love it.

Monday, January 19, 2009


I love yerba mate. I drink it just about every morning. Not only is it a great hangover cure, but its just down right delicious. And coffee is for faggots and losers. This stuff is also under $3 for a 5 lbs bag of it, which lasts months. Some compare the flavor to grass clippings or yard waste, and honestly, I have to agree with them. But if you eat enough piles of shit, I'm sure you'll get used to the taste of that too.

So this morning, I was reheating it for my second cup (you can reuse the stuff many, many times), and some idiot sales man came in while it was cooling off in the microwave. So I decided to heat it up again, and it fucking exploded on me. FUCK NO BUDDY! Bullshit. So here's a pic of my mess.

Wednesday, January 7, 2009

2009 - The Year of the Asshole

Well, its 2009, and my first post of the year. The holidays were good. I'm still caught in a rut between wishing I kept getting tons of presents like I did as a little kid and really not giving two shits about the whole gift giving thing to begin with. Here are a few reasons why Christmas is pointless:

- Every time I try to come up with a wish list or a gift list, I realize I've already bought all the stuff I want. Throughout the year, if I want something, I just go out and get it.
- Thanksgiving was always the buffer that 'kick started' the Christmas season, now, as soon as Halloween is over, we're right onto Christmas. I love Thanksgiving, maybe more so than Christmas. The food is fantastic, and other than seeing old friends and having dinner, there are no expectations.
- As we all know, Christmas is consumerism gone mad. I won't deny I'm very much a consumer myself, I spend more than I probably should, but I'm single so I excuse it by asking 'what else do I have money for?' -- The notion that so many retailers are talking about going belly up because sales are down 5% from last year really makes me laugh. I'm so fascinated with how entire industries are based upon growth and can't even function when sales plateau. FUCK THEM. NOW SELL ME YOUR FLAT SCREEN FOR 90% OFF.

I forsee this year being the year of the asshole. The economy is going down, businesses are collapsing, people are panicking. The asshole in everyone will come out in full force this year.